If I could go back to my pre-pregnancy self, this is what I
would tell her: Your hair will be lustrous and your skin will glow.
Also, your thighs will become mottled with grayish-brown patches, thanks
to melasma. Heretofore unnoticed veins will make themselves known,
streaming across your torso like deep blue rivers. Soft, wispy hairs
will cover your belly. Your feet will flatten, widen, and become
uncomfortably swollen. And just when you begin to think that you're
turning into a hobbit: Men will find you absolutely irresistible. I know
it sounds crazy, but trust me on this. I'm almost seven months
pregnant, and much to my surprise, I have never received more
flirtatious looks, bashful glances, ...
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