C-string is here, and is ‘possibly the worst thing to happen to humanity’,........

 C-string is here, and is ‘possibly the worst thing to happen to humanity’

April 20, 20165:54pm

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The C-string ... a wonderful feat of engineering.

Simone Mitchellnews.com.au@simonemitchell

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THERE are plenty of things that suck about being a woman.

Periods, child birth, the gender pay gap, fertility declining after the age of 35 ... the list goes on.
Another thing we can add to the list is being ‘judged’ if you have a Visible Panty Line. Jo Stanley wrote about it eloquently last week, on the back of Jesinta Campbell admitting she put her undies in her handbag at the Logies because she discovered she had a VPL.
In her article, Jo Stanley pointed out how damn uncomfortable G-strings are and likened it to having a permanent wedgie. Which frankly is something you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy.
Well we have good news for Campbell and people who care about VPLs, because some rocket scientist has invented the C-string. Which is made of fabric and bendy wire so you can clamp it to your undercarriage.
Here it is, displayed in a stunningly unattractive dark brown hue.

Why you would bother getting a Brazilian and then putting this over the top is anyone’s guess.Source:Supplied

As Buzzfeed pointed out, the C-string makes the average G-string look like granny undies.
It also resembles the style of padded headband that was popular in primary school (and with Hillary Clinton):

Good luck looking at her headband the same way again.Source:Getty Images

Here’s Ashley and/or Mary-Kate wearing one in an utterly unhinged manner.Source:Getty Images

The C-string isn’t getting great reviews in online forums. Here are some highlights:
“It either bent from shipping or is of very poor quality.”
“It is very uncomfortable. The fabric is almost like swimsuit material, very weird.”
“It doesn’t stay in place. Can’t see wearing this for more than two minutes. Don’t waste your money ... this product is worthless.”
Another online reviewer described it as “the worst thing ever to happen to women’s undergarments ... and possibly humanity.”
If you want to rush out and ruin your sex life by purchasing one of these, you can get one on Amazon.
They cost $2.24 with free shipping. They’re pretty much giving them away.
And alarmingly, they are selling both new and used ones.
*Reaches for bucket*